Best funny Jokes for New Year 2016

We all want to start a new beginning with smile and laughter and forget the past and worries.

We all have our share of joys and sorrows, be it personal or professional lives we have seen all of itrt in a year the highs and the lows. sometimes our careers gives us a point of thought or at times it is our love lives that make us gloom.

Time we make you feel a little happy and start a new year on a lighter note.

so as we bid adieu to 2015 we will bring you with some jokes so that you can just giggle before kicking into another year.

Just forget everything and read on these as you might feel a little tickle in your tummy.

Best funny Jokes for New Year 2016

  1. Social New Year

This new year I will be less sarcastic

and more positive and ill be very nice and kind

To everyone around me and my plan is not to screw up !:p

I know exactly how I will be spending

my new year. One the couch watching fireworks on

Television all alone.

Why would I need a New Year’s

resolutions when I am Good just the way I am?

My goal for 2016 is to accomplish

the goals of 2015 which should have been done in

2016 and I promised myself I’ll do them

in 2015 and planned to do in 2016.

Friends; How was your new year ,

what did you do? Where did you go? How did

You spend it?

Me: you can read all about it on my Facebook !

Happy New Year 2016

Best funny Jokes for New Year 2016

2. Resoultion? Duh!

People make new resolution

1st January I have left drinking

2nd January I have left smoking

And after 10 days I m going to

Start therapy

And after 10 days met to that friend

In-front of him commitment done,

Hey u said to leave these thing

Buddy let leave it for next year’s resolutions

That time I was in frolic

Best funny Jokes for New Year 2016

3. Aww… Innocent

mom to son: happy new year son

Son: shocked alas

But I have not finished yet with last one mommy.

 

4. The ultimate one. I am sure we all will agree with this one

 

My goal for 2016 is to accomplish

the goals of 2015 which should have been done in

2016 and I promised myself I’ll do them

in 2015 and planned to do in 2016.

Best funny Jokes for New Year 2016

5. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

 

6.A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says, ” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one? I’ve quit buying.

Best funny Jokes for New Year 2016

7. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

8. God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,

The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,

And the eyesight to tell the difference.